Good Jokes

Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!

Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.