Good Jokes

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?

Joke: What do you call a bird with glasses?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)