Good Jokes

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?

Joke: There were three boys sitting on a curb. One was an orphan, what gave him away?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.