Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."