Good Jokes

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"