Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.

Joke: What is a "sound" sleeper?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."