Good Jokes

Joke: What did the finger say to the thumb?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."