Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!