Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."