Good Jokes

Joke: What do elves learn in school?

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.