Good Jokes

Joke: Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here."

The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here."

The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here."

The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?"

Joke: What's a computer's favorite key on the keyboard?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
Aw! I love you too!

Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?