Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.

Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?

Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?

Joke: What kind of chain is edible?

Joke: Three blondes come to a river but can't figure out how to get across. One blonde says, "God, make me a fish so I can swim across the river." So she becomes a fish and swims across the river.

The next blonde woman says, "God, give me a canoe so I can make it across this river." A canoe pops up in the river and she makes it across.

The final blonde says, "God, make me smarter so I can make it across." Poof! She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.