Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."

Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.