Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Why was the man so attached to his recliner?

Joke: A truck driver stops at a restaurant to get some food and rest. A gang of bikers approach him while he's eating and start to mess with him. They call him names and throw food at him but he doesn't do anything about it. When he's finished he pays his bill and leaves.

After he leaves one of the bikers says, "Well he isn't much of a man is he?"

The waitress says, "He isn't much of a truck driver either. He just ran over 20 motorcycles on his way out."

Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?

Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?