Good Jokes

Joke: Where do fish sleep?

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"