Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?