Good Jokes

Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.

Joke: yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!

Joke: What is a "Minimum"?

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish.