Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?

Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: A large group of blondes gathered in the middle of New York City to prove once and for all they are smart people. They challenged everybody to ask any of them any question.

A man approaches them and accepts their challenge. He randomly picks a blonde woman and asks her "What is the first letter of the alphabet?"

The woman replies "V!" The man tells her she is wrong and the group begins to chant "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man replies "Okay okay. What is the capital of New York?"

The woman yells "Toronto!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man indulges them "Okay fine, final chance. What is two plus two?"

The woman yells "Four!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!