Good Jokes

Joke: Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: Only in America do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.