Good Jokes

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H₂O.

Johnny: That's what I said.

Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.

Joke: What is the best way to keep water from running?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!