Good Jokes

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list

Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!

Joke: Why does Peter Pan always fly?