Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?

Joke: What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Joke: What does an elderly man have in common with a line of rabbits walking backwards?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."