Good Jokes

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.