Good Jokes

Joke: There was a boy named Johnny who would hang around the corner store. The other boys would pick on him, saying that he is stupid. To prove it, they would offer him a nickle or a dime. He would always pick the nickel and they would make fun of him, saying he picked it because it was bigger.

One day the store clerk asked Johnny, "Why do you always pick the nickel? That's why they make fun of you. Do you choose it because it's bigger?"

Johnny replied, "Well if I stopped picking the nickel they would stop, and I've saved up $20!"

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?

Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?