Good Jokes

Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.

Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"

Joke: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?