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Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?


Punch line: He planned on shooting a pilot.


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Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?


Punch line: Irrelephant.


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Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?


Punch line: Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.


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Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?


Punch line: Christian Bale!


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Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?


Punch line: His father was in the pen and he had no idea how long the sentence was going to be.


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