Funny Jokes

Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"

Joke: A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"

A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"