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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?
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Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?
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Joke: A 54-year-old man feels guilty about cheating on his wife so he leaves her a note, "I've been sleeping with a girl 1/3 my age."
The woman finds his note and leaves him one of her own: "I know you've been sleeping with an 18-year-old, but so have I. Since you like math so much, 18 goes into 54 a lot more than 54 goes into 18."
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Joke: How do you make holy water?
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Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?
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