Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?

Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?

Joke: A pastor is standing before his congregation, "It has come to my attention that somebody has been telling lies about me. Somebody has been saying I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This is simply not true! Who has been telling this lie?"

Everybody is silent for a while. He speaks again, "Come on now, face your sins so you can be forgiven!"

Suddenly a drop dead gorgeous blonde rises and says, "I think somebody misunderstood me. I've been telling people that you are a wizard in the sheets."

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: What's the best way to play doctor with somebody?