Funny Jokes

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?

Joke: What did the boy with no arms get for his birthday?