Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call an artist that works out of a dark alley?

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.