Funny Jokes

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.