Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?

Joke: Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, "I".
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don't say 'is' after "I". Always put 'am' after "I".
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!