Funny Jokes

Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

Joke: A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"