Funny Jokes

Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."

Joke: Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Joke: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

Joke: What did the judge say to the dentist?

Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?