Funny Jokes

Joke: How does the moon cut his hair?

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"

One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."

Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.