Funny Jokes

Joke: How do you tell a male hot dog from a female hot dog?

Joke: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!