Funny Jokes

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?

Joke: In the middle of a flight a man stands up, turns around, and yells, "Hijack!"

Everybody freaks out. Men begin to cower and women begin to weep. Suddenly a man in the back of the plane stands up and says, "Hi Ahmed! How are the kids?"

Joke: Do you know where the shortest tribe in the world got their name, the Fuckawee?

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?