Joke: Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."
The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."
The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"
He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.