Funny Jokes

Joke: What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?

Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"

Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally