Funny Jokes

Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"

Joke: What do you call it when fruit takes money from a bank?

Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?