Funny Jokes

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?