Joke #82

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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"


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By: ketchum on 23/11/13

Lol, is this alluding to something kinda devious?

By: ketchum on 23/11/13

I meant murder

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