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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?


Punch line: This is primarily because of their long legs. And the fact that houses can't jump.


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Joke: Why is sex with a hipster so boring?


Punch line: They don't like things that are in.


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Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?


Punch line: Love means nothing to them!


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Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?


Punch line: They can stop at any time.


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Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?


Punch line: She can't control her pupils.


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