Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?

Joke: An American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. After being stranded for a few hours the Englishman drops a teabag out of the balloon and says, "We have too many of these in my country."

The Mexican than throws a borrito out of the balloon and says, "We have way too many of these in my country."

Then the American throws the Mexican out of the balloon. The Englishman asks him, "Why did you do that?!"

He replies, "He slept with my wife."

Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot

Joke: What do you call a doll that is on fire?

Joke: I don't mind going to work. Its the 8 hour wait to go home that kills me.