Funny Jokes

Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."

Joke: What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop?

Joke: I had a dream I was a muffler.

Joke: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Joke: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?