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Joke: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?


Punch line: I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit!


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Joke: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?


Punch line: Ants!


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Joke: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?


Punch line: Bee!


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Joke: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?


Punch line: A centipede on its back!


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Joke: Why was the ant so confused?


Punch line: Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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