Funny Jokes

Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?

Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?

Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Joke: What gets bigger every time you watch your neighbor's wife undress?