Funny Jokes

Joke: How is a dutch stripper like liquid Drano?

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.