Joke #1624

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?

Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?